Bangalore blues..

Harish: just had a huuge argument with another one of our bangalore haters

ambar: at (beep) ?

Harish: yep...

the bugger thinks blore has nothing to offer

ambar: did u throw the magic bullet at him?

heh

did u use the magic argument?

Harish: some friend of his a (beep) landed here and asked him to show him around the city

ambar: and? where is this dude from?

Harish: (beep)

ambar: ok..

Harish: he said for non-drinkers there is verry little todo

ambar: who, the (beep)?

Harish: the only thing i see bangalore lacking is a beach man

but thats the price u pay for the weather

ambar: absolutely. either beach or weather

Harish: dont u just wanna castrate these buggers and send them back to the pan spitting shacks they came from?

ambar: rofl yeah

a visiting (beep) criticizing is fine by me

key bein 'visiting'

Harish: women here nt being too promiscouous must have upset him

ambar: this (beep) friend of urs..ask him which city he thinks is good

rofl @ women

and when he names that city ask him why he isn't there

to which he will reply smthig abt jobs and companies

to which u say, are the companies stupid to stay here, or are you stupid to want to go somewere else?

ashte

Harish: simple and crisp.. :D

ambar: :D

if someone says delhi -> go live in delhi-> not many jobs in delhi -.> not many jobs or you arent good enough to get jobs in a place like delhi with few jobs

yellinda bartaro ivarella

u know what..

city one lives in is like one's wife

if you complain abt your wife being bad-looking...

it means u are not attractive and culdnt find an attractive female

Harish: ROFLOL

ambar: when will these fools understand?

my funda is simple - complaining is pointless if you can't change it

Harish: they won't.. they'll have something wrong to say even about amsterdam which serves you coffee and cognac with someone giving u a lapdance

ambar: ROFLMAO Amsterdam!

magaa..when I retire and make enough money, i'll live in Amsterdam -i'll be a perverted old man in Amsterdam

Harish: btw noticed one thing... dont see any bangalorean woman hanging out with these guys .. from the (beep)

ambar: hmmm

Harish: or even (beep) for that matter.. very very few of all i've known

ambar: they have to import their women

Harish: i see class in that

ambar: its a well known fact

women in (beep) etc. have lower standards..

Harish: the mujra connection

:D

ambar: lol

Harish: lemme check what my name throws up

ambar: :-) ok