Lessons on book cover writing

Krishna: ya think i'll write a book Harish: heh Krishna: lust in the times of syphillis Harish: LOL Krishna: by Amnot Ajerk Harish: hehe, all that palahniuk has had its little effect on you eh Krishna: hehe the book back cover will have review snippets from you, dilip, bro and raj "two thumbs up" "three er, two thumbs up" Harish: 2? me and dilip? bro would be pressing for maturity and "growing up" raj would be dazed and confused Krishna: ya. Raj with his glasses would make a great academic reviewer i can get some women reviewers too Harish: yeah? Krishna: ya and they can say stuff like, 'he's huge. phenomenon.' Harish: roflol Krishna: hehe all this because i couldnt stand federer losing yesterday cheering myself up Harish: yea that was unfortunate. but credit to nadal man.. the ass picker was superd yesterday!

Fruit salad

6:34 PM Harish: who are the other guys?

6:35 PM Krishna: this guy called dilip who chases mallu girls around

6:36 PM Harish: and the serial sister seeker?

Krishna: lol

addin him rite away

dilip has joined

6:37 PM dilip: am i too late?

Krishna: nope

harish jus called pradeep 'serial sister seeker'

Pradeep has joined

6:38 PM Pradeep: kk has an announcement to make

?

Harish: our object of affection raj is missing

Pradeep: are you finally coming out of the closet my friend

?

Krishna: crap

Harish: lol

Krishna: i jus wanted to relive the crysis days

dilip: wat announcement?

aah.. ok

6:39 PM Krishna: when i used to roam around blore with my friends

and never wore any underwear all the time

dilip: damn when was tat..

sure didnt realize when i pinched ur but

Pradeep: damn , now we know why those shildren in the other car screamed their ungs out

?

6:40 PM Harish: lol

Krishna: its a very important part of my definition of living a free life

Harish: crysis is the greatest group in the world.. all other groups comprises of little girls

6:41 PM a borat moment

dilip: dont tempt kk to leave the group with tat little girls

6:42 PM Pradeep: alright so wassupp guys ??

Dilip how did your date go ?

6:43 PM dilip: the lady in qs has started a company of her own so it was more like a business lunch

6:44 PM Krishna: whoa who's this lady?

6:45 PM Harish: lady? deja vu

dilip: local be classmate

Pradeep: what space is she into ?

the venture she started I mean

Krishna: hawt?

dilip: structure gud..

Pradeep: what ??

6:47 PM dilip: <>

Krishna: from mangoes to oranges

6:48 PM dilip: yup.. the mango season is over

Harish: not for pradeep

Krishna: is it pradeep?

even yesterday he was seen drinking frooti

6:49 PM <>

Krishna: look ma, no tetrapak

Harish: lol

Krishna: straight from the swell

6:50 PM me: btw, pradeep's quit drinking..

this weekend's oktober fest at palace grounds

6:51 PM he cant remember which sister asked him to do so though.. he just wants to abide by it

Pradeep: yeah yeah

your day will come my son, your day will come too

it's just a matter of time,

Krishna: ok frooti-lips, why did u quit drinking?

6:52 PM dilip: rotfl

Harish: lol

Pradeep: reason shall not be revealed

Krishna: cmon

6:53 PM Harish: philosophical explanation alert

Krishna: ok 20 questions

Pradeep: nopes

Krishna: is it a girl?

6:54 PM cmon its winter in blore, fucking ball-freezing weather... a drink a day shld be the norm

why then?

6:56 PM Harish: what reasonably explanation can he give that we wont rip apart.. this is part of his restraining exercise... sex and alcohol aside

Krishna: so everyone made announcements or sorta announcements

6:57 PM harish wats urs?

7:00 PM Harish: hmm.. none da

Krishna: cha

7:03 PM Pradeep: you guys listening to any new good music ?

7:04 PM btw introducing www.clobberhead.blogspot.com

7:05 PM dilip: should have called it <>

Pradeep: that'll suit you better

Krishna: noice

7:07 PM hey whats this oktoberfest

dilip: beer festival?

7:08 PM Krishna: beera? super

whenitis?

Harish: pradeep's thoughts on music.. inspired by jobs eh?

7:09 PM its this weekend.. desi version serving mallya beer full swing

in make shift tents on an open ground

kegs i suppose.. or ice cooled cans

subsidised prices

7:10 PM Krishna: sat?

Harish: fruity lips is coming

fri, sat and sun

Pradeep: I'm having second thoughts now, since everyone around will be throwing up big time

Harish: dont be scared sweety, im gonna be there no?

and what do u mean by this? (the last of the above-mentioned bands is a bit depressing. Listen to it at your own peril.)

7:11 PM Krishna: muse?

Pradeep: Muse man

it is

they have a nice collection of songs

I agree

but if you keep listening to them in a loo[p it sort of tends to get depressing

for me atleast

Krishna: alrite

7:12 PM u guys goin on fri?

Pradeep: sat or sun I think

not fri

Krishna: sweet

i'll join

Pradeep: yeah right !!

dilip: yeah rite

7:13 PM raj: yeah right !!!!

Krishna: lol

Pradeep: lol

Harish: yeah rite

:D

Krishna: man i miss raj

Harish: he misses u too

7:14 PM ask him if there's an opening in intel

7:17 PM Harish: pradeep, true about muse

7:18 PM but the first song that i heard of theirs, starlight, ironically is strangely very pumped up and sweet

Pradeep: yep, but pretty good songs most of them

7:19 PM sing for absolution is a good one

Harish: that helmet could come in handy to dilip, when he inspects the structure

dilip: wats the context here?

7:21 PM Harish: read bro's thoughts in music, last but one para

the hair, courtesy sisters?

7:22 PM dilip: the helmet, courtesty roomie?

Pradeep: nah I bought the helmet

the hair myself

dilip:

7:24 PM Harish: u call 24 tender? just cause ur saving urself up till marraige?

Krishna: ya tender is like half of that

dilip: i guess he was in the fruity lips mode then

when he wrote it

7:25 PM Pradeep: thats dark hidden humour, my friend, which apparently does not seem to work, damn !!

dilip: u referring to ur ?

7:26 PM Pradeep: another good one by the official joker

laugh everyone

Harish: lol

dilip: well.. it had the keywords

7:27 PM dark, hidden,

does not work

tender

Harish: lol

Krishna: nothing gets past him

7:28 PM dilip: ok..ok.. me becomes decent now

7:30 PM Harish: any music, movie, books recommendations?

7:31 PM dilip: aint reading anything recently..

Pradeep: read Dune (Sci-fi), 100 years of Solitude by Marquez

both pretty good

Krishna: yup sci-fi is my middle name

Harish: dilip come on fast

Pradeep: any rcommendations ?

Pradeep: isaac asimov?

Krishna: no no

7:34 PM dilip: kk's off the hook for the day

Krishna: my dear tender friends, asimov style sci fi is so passe

Pradeep: is that so ?

Krishna: very passe

Harish: i dislike sci fi

Pradeep: have you read any sci-fi ?

Krishna: the latest greatest genre is technopunk

Pradeep: I thought so too before I read Dune

Harish: shantaram ***** read it ppl, its good

7:35 PM technopunk ? RHCP?

Krishna: ahem lemme complete this lil speech

Pradeep: go on

7:36 PM Krishna: ya... in technopunk you have science, current, past and future, used for fictitious purposes to do what all books try to describe - saving the world

7:37 PM dilip: basically pulp fiction?

Pradeep: why is it called that and how is it different from sci-fi?

7:38 PM Krishna: you will also notice real life characters making apprearances... like alan turing in cryptonomicon, edison in quicksilver, etc

Harish: and why "techno"

Pradeep: thats the techno part

Krishna: sci-fi is different from technopunk in a way you can describe only after reading both

Harish: sounds super geeky

7:39 PM Pradeep: how profound,anyways will try 'em so which ones are supposed to be good ?

just went on a book buying spree last weekend, damn !!

Harish: what books did u buy?

Krishna: yes the 'sounds super geeky' is a good observation... like all great things it is first highly enjoyed by geek gangs and then becomes mainstream

7:40 PM Pradeep: nothing great , bought theStephen Covey classic

and then bought two other books which I cant seem to recollect now

Krishna: oh no not the 7 book!

Harish: he's the guy who writes on the art of living no?

Pradeep: dya read it

?

7:41 PM nope that is some "swamiji" in Bangalore I thought

Krishna: i read 7 habits when i was 17 or something and hated it

Pradeep: oh btw also bought Sun tzu "Art of War"

7:42 PM I'm sure I'll like it then

:)

Krishna: :)

Harish: "tender" that u are

dilip: :)

Pradeep: :)

7:43 PM its a 90 page book quoted by the likes of Marlon Brando to Michael Douglas in atleast a half dozen hollywood movies I've watched

Harish: i'd probably read a sci fi or a techno book if chuck palahnyuk were to write it

7:44 PM Krishna: a list of great technopunk comin up...

hold on to ur horses

7:46 PM Pradeep: what abt music

?

7:49 PM Harish: scrubs has this awesome collection of music.. compiled into albums from various seasons..

Krishna: ya scrubs ost -all good

Harish: *is

7:50 PM and i think u'd like "wilco", alternative country.. very different

7:52 PM Krishna: book reccos -

Pradeep: yeah but have just a couple of songs by Wilco

Krishna: technoshit books:

7:55 PM Pradeep: am I supposed to wait for a list ?

Krishna: 2 more mins pls

7:57 PM ok i'll make this simple

techstuff: anything by william gibson or neal stephenson,

life of pi-like novel: water for elephants

7:58 PM Harish:

7:59 PM Pradeep: I haven't read that one

Krishna: that was a one line review by

dilip about pi

8:00 PM it seems the book sold millions after that review

Pradeep: lol

dilip: wtf

8:01 PM Krishna: yup

8:02 PM dilip: ok.. guys.. anybody heading to hyd anytime?

Krishna: not me

Harish: prob nov

8:03 PM Krishna: harish is

Pradeep: I'm there from No3-7

Harish: 1st is off

Pradeep: November 3-7

Harish: why would u go ther on the 3rd u stupid ass?

Pradeep: 2nd's a friday

will have to apply leave then

8:04 PM I'll be applying for leave on 5 and 6th anyway

dilip: take the damn leave

Harish: i know

Pradeep: come to think of it, I'll probably take it from 4-11

but not before that

8:05 PM have to save up some for shcristmas

christmas

when are you going @ HArish

and Dilip are you not planning to go to Chennai for Diwali ?

8:06 PM dilip: when's diwali?

Harish: yea when's it?

Pradeep: Nov 8or 9

Krishna: ya whenitis btw cashback is a nice movie

Pradeep: whos starring ?

8:07 PM Harish: nov 1-4 my dates

Pradeep: hmm

dilip: 8th is hol for us, so i would probably not be there from 6 to 9

8:08 PM wrong dates.. sorry

Pradeep: k, btw any good new blogs yu guys followin

dilip: from 8th to 11th

Harish: pradeep, come on 3

8:09 PM dilip: hey kk.. wats tat comic strip we were reading tat day?

mojosaurus thingy

Krishna: hold on to ur horses

Pradeep: I'm there on 3rd

I'll be arriving 3rd mornign

8:10 PM dilip: and u would be busy with ur local sisters until when?

Pradeep: 5th

we can meet on 3rd no issues

one of my relatives gets married on the 5th

so probably busy on the 4th and 5th

r3d I should be ree

free

8:11 PM me: ok cool

kk?

Pradeep: yeah rite

:)

dilip: yeah rite

Harish: yeah rite

Krishna: i'll be there

Harish: raj : yeah rite

Pradeep: lol

:D

8:12 PM Krishna: here's the comic - http://mojosaurus.net/comics

raj: i love suchi's legs da.

raj: they r endless

8:13 PM good for you raj

*raj*: wat thighs da!

Harish: lol

8:15 PM Krishna: this one has a stunning observation - http://flickr.com/photos/teemus/997211052/

8:16 PM Harish: my sister's words, the day i invited her

8:17 PM Krishna: heh

Harish: lol

8:22 PM dilip: so raj, wat reason r u goin to give at home for the trip

Krishna: let see...

8:23 PM *raj*: harish is dying. kk has cancer. they are all dying. i need to go.......

8:24 PM he's been reading too much chuck palahniuk

8:25 PM Harish: test

dilip: yup.. chapter 1 of haunted

Harish: rajtest

dude how'd u do that?

8:26 PM Krishna: well...

Pradeep: alright I'm dropping off , going home

cya guys

dilip: cya

Krishna: bye deep

Harish: see u weekend

Krishna: raj say bye

*raj*: bye pradeep

Pradeep has left

dilip has left

8:28 PM Krishna: hey

8:29 PM Harish: do we cry-sis this?

8:30 PM Krishna: grt idea

do it do it

Harish: alrite

Freedom is the recognition of necessity

Krishna: wonder what u mean... Krishna Kumar: Minimum Wage Monkey Pradeep: my status message ? Sent at 3:18 PM on Tuesday Krishna: ya Pradeep: me too Sent at 3:18 PM on Tuesday Krishna: i think effect of ur status msg is on the subconscious Pradeep: what do you mean Sent at 3:21 PM on Tuesday Krishna: i mean the meaning is not immediately obvious Pradeep: I odnt think it's that profound :) Krishna: but sounds right Pradeep: here's my explanation Krishna: hehe Pradeep: the society in which we live imposes certain laws , correct ?? Krishna: rite Pradeep: the laws ensure that one person doesnt encroach on another's property or freedom in doing so , the society or government is actually recognising every person's right to his own property and this right of every person to his own property is a necessity not sure if I got that right Sent at 3:24 PM on Tuesday Krishna: so the ultimate neccessities (as deemed by society) are made as rights? Pradeep: yes lemme ask you this , what is of ultimate importance to you ? Krishna: existence Pradeep: just mere existence ? dont you mean existence in a non-prejudiced socity where you have equal oppurtunity to survive and thrive Sent at 3:28 PM on Tuesday Krishna: dont think that'll ever happen... so thats ok with me i mean i dont take it for granted that all are equal and thriving Pradeep: ok, but thats the ideal right , though not what we see around us Krishna: ya Pradeep: so that existence in a non-prejudiced society where blah blah is your necessity now when some form of government /body recognises that necessity , and begins to make laws that will ensure that your necessity is provided and protected for thats where they are guaranteeing your freedom Krishna: gotit Pradeep: hmm I hope thats what Hegel meant Sent at 3:32 PM on Tuesday Krishna: its pretty profound compared to Minimum wage monkey! Pradeep: hehe so it seems Sent at 3:33 PM on Tuesday

Who framed Raja Rabbit??

Krishna: wat speeds u getiin now?
hey one question - does raj still consider us his friend?

Harish: 1.5 kbps per download..

Krishna: hrmph

Harish: upload speeds are about 5 kbps each

Krishna: nobody's sharing the file da
thats the prob
cant do anything about it

Harish: guess..
last night it touched dizzying heights of about 30 kbps

Krishna: dizzying indeed
u hvnt answered my question?

Harish: you are safe son

Krishna: u?

Harish: he doesnt know u r involved

Krishna: did he ne-majji u?

Harish: not yet... i normally get that when i forward him the "hello tunes " messages i get every morning
should i write him a sweet testimonial ?

Krishna: lol
ya my scrap style

Harish: lol, you do it.. ur good at it

Krishna: crap i am not

Harish: i visit that scrap everytime im down
its my "scrap adams"

Krishna: lol

Harish: gotta go have sapad and take a nap
later

the scrap btw was "Yaar, kaise ho. do din se chutti hain kya? phone bhi nahi utthe ho? online bhi nahi ho. kya ho raha hai... matlab ki engagement hi hua na ;)... Already pecked?! anyways badhai ho. chal bye. chalta hoon. babhiji ko mere pranam. photo upload kar rahe ho na?" - KK

KK, I had to immortalise that one !

Of Steaks, Tequilas and whistle blowers ...

me: dude

where's miller's ?

Harish: millers road where else

me: where is that ?

7:12 PM Harish: half a hm from le-meridien

*km

7:13 PM me: le-meridien is near the golf course isnt it ?

Harish: yep get on to cubbon road (parallel road) and head straight

parallel road to MG i mean

me: hmm ok got it

how far from there ?

7:14 PM I mean from Mg

Harish: about 2.5 km i think

7:17 PM me: ok

7:19 PM miller's fourty six

Harish: yep

me: is the name of the place ?

7:20 PM Harish: yep

7:21 PM me: alright, whats good to eat there ?

specifically

I mena

Harish: the beef steak is heavenly i believe

7:22 PM me: uh huh

and ...

you havent been there

?

Harish: long back yes

no wait

i think its the pasta

me: do they serve liquor there /

7:23 PM Harish: shit something is unique to that place i dont remember

ask them

me: yeah right !!

the next thing I know I'm conned into ordering the most expensive dish they have

7:24 PM Harish: its not very expensive dude, chill

7:25 PM me: hmm vokay , thats a relief

Harish: one place to avoid for the rest of your human life

TGIF

me: is it a pub or a restaqurant

?

Harish: restautant

me: and IndiJoe's

:D

Harish: haha

had been to indi on wed

they had a live band

pretty neatr

7:26 PM me: did he recognise you ?

what music ?

Harish: he didnt actually.. and the music was some good old lunge.. pretty good

got conned at TGIF last night what a **** hole place

me: conned into what ?

7:27 PM Harish: into spending all my yearly earnings!

me: :) happenned to me too

7:28 PM they said I would win a gift if I took a Jack Daniels large

did it

Harish: F**K ur such a

me: they get this box with some chits and asked me to pick one

I pick one

Harish: u one a mint?

me: and guess what!!

Harish: what?

7:29 PM *won

me: turns out that particular chit had no gift on it

Harish: was it a guy named shakti singh wearing a mexican hat?

me: can you believe that !! I mean the least they can do is offer me another signature's small !!

it was actually some pretty thing trying to look hot

7:30 PM got conned, left the place feeling like a fool

:)

Harish: shit place

there was this girl who was interested in this guy on our table

me: ...

7:31 PM Harish: met up with some of my long lost buddies last night

people kept joining in every hour... so the drinks kept adding
and i was the earliest to start... till i was slowshed

err sloshed

me: hmm so what hapenned to the girl ?

did he/she make a move ?

7:32 PM Harish: there was a girl celebrating her bday
lots of people around.. making a lot of noise and stuff,,,

this waiter comes up to our table
and tells my french friend, the girl in that table would like you to join her
he is obviously caught ofguard, and shrugs and politely refuses
she tried every possible thing to get his attention.. everything.....

and eventually, threw this crumpled tissue at him..

misfired and hit me instead hehe

7:33 PM i opened it and couldnt figure out what was in there
passed it around, and my friends said it was her lip gloss

me: you're kidding me

Harish: yep

7:34 PM tried every possible thing to get our attention

was dancing around

me: how was the girl ?

Harish: pretty ok

but i thnk she was 18

7:35 PM me: so ...

Harish: they have this annoying ritual of blowin a whistle to get evryone;s attention

the waiters i mean

7:36 PM me: yeah when some one takes a tequila

I had a couple of tequila's when I'd been there

the cowboy waiter who blows is a telugu guy from Vizag

7:37 PM :)

Harish: did you take the whistle and shove it down his throat?

me: nah, I was only too happy to have ppl looking at me when I took my shots

:D

7:38 PM Harish: wondered how much that attention grabbing sequence cost you?

7:39 PM me: yep !!

Harish: they could have lit a match and burnt ur pockets instead

me: well the bill was on someone else, so ... :D

Harish: perfect, who?

7:40 PM me: thats confidential, meaning I can tell you, but then I would have to kill you

Harish: lemme guess, one of your sisters?

was it rakhi?

me: dude, I have only 2 sisters

7:41 PM one adopted, and one natural

not either of them

Harish: btw how;d it go with the chick u banged?

with ur bike i mean

me: well ...

she came with this joker to collect the vehicle

7:42 PM he wore a shirt which resembled the stripes on a zebra, so couldnt ask her out

Harish: was it a national flag? did u ask him which one?

me: anyways , am thinking of calling her up on new years

it was red and white, could have been th ambassador for that tobacco company too

Harish: do u remember me? the guy who banged you?

7:43 PM me: yeah something on those lines

:)

me: roflol

7:44 PM Harish: more people than me needed my walking stick last night!

me: lol

New Years

[9:39:31 AM] Pradeep says: so...
[9:40:47 AM] krishna kumar says: hey
[9:40:57 AM] krishna kumar says: well 'twas fun
[9:41:04 AM] krishna kumar says: could 've been better
[9:41:14 AM] Pradeep says: so how was the chick ?
[9:41:51 AM] krishna kumar says: she was alrite... kinda hot but couldnt talk english for f**ksake
[9:42:05 AM] Pradeep says: lol
[9:42:17 AM] Pradeep says: pics please
[9:43:25 AM] krishna kumar says: didnt use any cams man
[9:43:31 AM] krishna kumar says: got totally sloshed
[9:43:41 AM] krishna kumar says: we ran up a bill of 15k
[9:43:58 AM] krishna kumar says: for e.g. 6 of us shared 40 tequila shots
[9:44:04 AM] Pradeep says: I thought the drinks were unlimited
[9:44:13 AM] Pradeep says: for the 2g
[9:44:16 AM] krishna kumar says: no they werent
[9:44:22 AM] krishna kumar says: and it was 3G
[9:44:26 AM] krishna kumar says: am kinda broke
[9:44:34 AM] Pradeep says: figures!!
[9:44:36 AM] krishna kumar says: actually badly broke
[9:44:40 AM] Pradeep says: so did the girls drink too ?
[9:44:47 AM] krishna kumar says: damn they did
[9:45:00 AM] Pradeep says: and you foot the bill ?
[9:45:01 AM] krishna kumar says: there were a coupla belly dancers
[9:45:07 AM] Pradeep says: how were they ?>
[9:45:18 AM] krishna kumar says: no we shared the excess
[9:46:24 AM] krishna kumar says: they wore only metal straps!!
[9:46:39 AM] krishna kumar says: i lost it and danced with them
[9:46:45 AM] krishna kumar says: much to the disgust of the women
[9:46:49 AM] Pradeep says: ROFLOL
[9:47:23 AM] Pradeep says: (dance)
[9:47:34 AM] Pradeep says: thata must've been something
[9:47:40 AM] krishna kumar says: i dont know
[9:47:59 AM] krishna kumar says: the crowd was bad but
[9:48:10 AM] Pradeep says: hmm vokay
[9:48:26 AM] Pradeep says: so did Neha dhupia turn up ?
[9:49:27 AM] krishna kumar says: never
[9:49:38 AM] krishna kumar says: the b**** went to the adjoinin disco
[9:49:52 AM] krishna kumar says: i think
[9:50:04 AM] Pradeep says: how come none of you took a cam with ya ?
[9:50:33 AM] krishna kumar says: tot we'll look like dorks
[9:51:05 AM] krishna kumar says: we had camphones anyway
[9:52:28 AM] Pradeep says: and ..
[9:52:37 AM] Pradeep says: did you get any on those ?
[9:52:47 AM] Pradeep says: the belly dancers atleast
[9:52:55 AM] krishna kumar says: dude we couldnt
[9:53:55 AM] krishna kumar says: we'll look despo... also
[9:54:14 AM] krishna kumar says: one of the females tried closing our eyes once the dancers came on
[9:54:34 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[9:56:02 AM] krishna kumar says: what abt u guys?
[9:56:24 AM] Pradeep says: hmm we were at home watching some movies
[9:56:27 AM] Pradeep says: 4 of us
[9:56:36 AM] Pradeep says: I'd been to church in the night
[9:56:43 AM] Pradeep says: thats when they called you I presume
[9:57:15 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[9:57:28 AM] krishna kumar says: weed? booze? which movies?
[9:57:37 AM] Pradeep says: Euro trip
[9:57:53 AM] Pradeep says: and then Boondock Saints I think
[9:57:58 AM] Pradeep says: I slept thru the second one
[9:58:06 AM] Pradeep says: went to LOR in the afternoon
[9:58:12 AM] Pradeep says: didnt drink much thoiugh
[9:58:26 AM] Pradeep says: we had to get out of there before 6:30
[9:58:27 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[9:58:36 AM] Pradeep says: 'cos the cover started from then
[10:00:06 AM] krishna kumar says: how much was it?
[10:04:34 AM] krishna kumar says: dude
[10:04:57 AM] krishna kumar says: u havnt told me who's coming to hyd?
[10:08:53 AM] Pradeep says: sorry wasnt at my desk
[10:09:04 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:09:09 AM] Pradeep says: hey Harish says he might not be fit enough to travel
[10:09:14 AM] Pradeep says: however Dilip is there
[10:10:33 AM] Pradeep says: talking to Raj now
[10:11:20 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:11:46 AM] krishna kumar says: hope raj makes it
[10:11:54 AM] Pradeep says: he says he's gonna ask today and lemme know
[10:12:01 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:12:20 AM] Pradeep says: by tonight, we should know I'm guessing
[10:12:27 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:12:58 AM] Pradeep says: Raj goes "I'll ask my parents, but you'll not feel bad if it's a" No" right ??
[10:13:17 AM] Pradeep says: I'm like "Well, let's see, ask your parents and lemme know "
[10:13:19 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:13:28 AM] krishna kumar says: :D
[10:14:02 AM] krishna kumar says: you should hav said that, i'm gonna cry allnite
[10:14:11 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:14:21 AM] Pradeep says: I cant handle the rest of the questions that would follow
[10:14:35 AM] krishna kumar says: haha
[10:15:20 AM] krishna kumar says: i hv always wondered if he's joking but i know he isnt
[10:15:58 AM] krishna kumar says: jus imagine how his wife's gonna exploit him, for example
[10:17:10 AM] Pradeep says: I know
[10:17:27 AM] Pradeep says: so that night we are watching the Euro Trip moive
[10:17:35 AM] Pradeep says: and ther's a hot kiss
[10:18:01 AM] krishna kumar says: go on
[10:18:04 AM] Pradeep says: so I come up with some crappy evolution theory
[10:18:21 AM] Pradeep says: saying that noses will eveolve to become smaller
[10:18:31 AM] Pradeep says: 'cos they obstruct kissing
[10:18:50 AM] Pradeep says: which is essential foreplay to the survival of the species ...
[10:19:00 AM] krishna kumar says: hehe
[10:19:07 AM] Pradeep says: and then we all look to Raj to say something
[10:19:51 AM] Pradeep says: .. in a sad tone he says" My nose is long man ...."
[10:20:21 AM] Pradeep says: I mean it was totally out of the way ..
[10:20:38 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFLOL
[10:21:07 AM] krishna kumar says: i shld hav chucked everything and come to blore.... jus to hear him saying that
[10:21:15 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:21:28 AM] Pradeep says: I thought all the time at Intel would do him some good
[10:21:35 AM] Pradeep says: he proved me wrong
[10:21:50 AM] krishna kumar says: oh ya... no good
[10:21:55 AM] Pradeep says: his mother took an oath from him before he left home that he wouldnt drink
[10:22:01 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFL
[10:22:04 AM] Pradeep says: on the new year's eve
[10:22:14 AM] krishna kumar says: and did he?
[10:22:21 AM] Pradeep says: you bet he did !!
[10:22:28 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFL
[10:22:59 AM] krishna kumar says: i <3 raj
[10:23:05 AM] Pradeep says: :)

classic Raj

5:37 PM Rajashekar: hi

5:38 PM me: yo

Rajashekar: get the wedding invitation

so that i can show it to my parents

5:39 PM me: :D

havent got them printed yet

5:40 PM Rajashekar: ok once you get that done

me: ok :)

Rajashekar: btw is it a christian wedding?

5:41 PM me: no my sister is planning to convert to hinduism a day before the wedding, and then back to christianity after it

Rajashekar: be serious

me: I am!!

Rajashekar: y is she doing that

5:42 PM me: dont know , we tried talking her out of it , but she is adamant about it

Rajashekar: is the guy a hindu

5:43 PM me: no da was joking, obviously its gonna be a christian wedding

5:44 PM Rajashekar: ass

5:45 PM me: :))

5:46 PM Rajashekar: so there is wine and stuff right

5:47 PM me: yeah well if you want, I can get some, you can get drunk in the night, in the morning you'll wake up a christian!!

Rajashekar: ha ha