Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Of Steaks, Tequilas and whistle blowers ...

me: dude
where's miller's ?
Harish: millers road where else
me: where is that ?
7:12 PM Harish: half a hm from le-meridien
*km
7:13 PM me: le-meridien is near the golf course isnt it ?
Harish: yep get on to cubbon road (parallel road) and head straight
parallel road to MG i mean
me: hmm ok got it
how far from there ?
7:14 PM I mean from Mg
Harish: about 2.5 km i think
7:17 PM me: ok
7:19 PM miller's fourty six
Harish: yep
me: is the name of the place ?
7:20 PM Harish: yep
7:21 PM me: alright, whats good to eat there ?
specifically
I mena
Harish: the beef steak is heavenly i believe
7:22 PM me: uh huh
and ...
you havent been there
?
Harish: long back yes
no wait
i think its the pasta
me: do they serve liquor there /
7:23 PM Harish: shit something is unique to that place i dont remember
ask them
me: yeah right !!
the next thing I know I'm conned into ordering the most expensive dish they have
7:24 PM Harish: its not very expensive dude, chill
7:25 PM me: hmm vokay , thats a relief
Harish: one place to avoid for the rest of your human life
TGIF
me: is it a pub or a restaqurant
?
Harish: restautant
me: and IndiJoe's
:D
Harish: haha
had been to indi on wed
they had a live band
pretty neatr
7:26 PM me: did he recognise you ?
what music ?
Harish: he didnt actually.. and the music was some good old lunge.. pretty good
got conned at TGIF last night what a **** hole place
me: conned into what ?
7:27 PM Harish: into spending all my yearly earnings!
me: :) happenned to me too
7:28 PM they said I would win a gift if I took a Jack Daniels large
did it
Harish: F**K ur such a
me: they get this box with some chits and asked me to pick one
I pick one
Harish: u one a mint?
me: and guess what!!
Harish: what?
7:29 PM *won
me: turns out that particular chit had no gift on it
Harish: was it a guy named shakti singh wearing a mexican hat?
me: can you believe that !! I mean the least they can do is offer me another signature's small !!
it was actually some pretty thing trying to look hot
7:30 PM got conned, left the place feeling like a fool
:)
Harish: shit place
there was this girl who was interested in this guy on our table
me: ...
7:31 PM Harish: met up with some of my long lost buddies last night
people kept joining in every hour... so the drinks kept adding
and i was the earliest to start... till i was slowshed
err sloshed
me: hmm so what hapenned to the girl ?
did he/she make a move ?
7:32 PM Harish: there was a girl celebrating her bday
lots of people around.. making a lot of noise and stuff,,,
this waiter comes up to our table
and tells my french friend, the girl in that table would like you to join her
he is obviously caught ofguard, and shrugs and politely refuses
she tried every possible thing to get his attention.. everything.....

and eventually, threw this crumpled tissue at him..
misfired and hit me instead hehe
7:33 PM i opened it and couldnt figure out what was in there
passed it around, and my friends said it was her lip gloss
me: you're kidding me
Harish: yep
7:34 PM tried every possible thing to get our attention
was dancing around
me: how was the girl ?
Harish: pretty ok
but i thnk she was 18
7:35 PM me: so ...
Harish: they have this annoying ritual of blowin a whistle to get evryone;s attention
the waiters i mean
7:36 PM me: yeah when some one takes a tequila
I had a couple of tequila's when I'd been there
the cowboy waiter who blows is a telugu guy from Vizag
7:37 PM :)
Harish: did you take the whistle and shove it down his throat?
me: nah, I was only too happy to have ppl looking at me when I took my shots
:D
7:38 PM Harish: wondered how much that attention grabbing sequence cost you?
7:39 PM me: yep !!
Harish: they could have lit a match and burnt ur pockets instead
me: well the bill was on someone else, so ... :D
Harish: perfect, who?
7:40 PM me: thats confidential, meaning I can tell you, but then I would have to kill you
Harish: lemme guess, one of your sisters?
was it rakhi?
me: dude, I have only 2 sisters
7:41 PM one adopted, and one natural
not either of them
Harish: btw how;d it go with the chick u banged?
with ur bike i mean
me: well ...
she came with this joker to collect the vehicle
7:42 PM he wore a shirt which resembled the stripes on a zebra, so couldnt ask her out
Harish: was it a national flag? did u ask him which one?
me: anyways , am thinking of calling her up on new years
it was red and white, could have been th ambassador for that tobacco company too
Harish: do u remember me? the guy who banged you?
7:43 PM me: yeah something on those lines
:)
me: roflol
7:44 PM Harish: more people than me needed my walking stick last night!
me: lol

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