Wednesday, September 27, 2006

wikiPEDO

Dilip: how was ur weekend?
harish: i cant remember man.. im having intermittend bouts of
amnesia.. its prob all the drinking i've been doing
Dilip: selective amnesia
harish: selective amnesia is a caveat..
something u have when u owe people money :-)
Dilip: or after u have had a mythological/wikipedic discussion with amber
harish: any discussion for that matter
Dilip: hows this - KK:pedo::amber:wikipedo
harish: ROFLOL
Dilip: we havent pulled raj's leg as yet in the blog
harish: how can we spare raj
Dilip: is ambar's goa trip on?
harish: no idea.. he's going with the "brother"?
Dilip: u mean..he is going steady with the brother? and both of
them go "dude" over each other
harish: :D
speaking of which .. remember the time we'd gone clubbing
and amber had come along
<censored>
Dilip: wow...
harish: she said "i was hoping he'll come out in the open later at
night and admit it.." and expect some sympathy..
Dilip: so do we conclude tat ambar has actually made progress..
womanizer watch out..
harish: yeah womaniser watch ur "back"
Dilip: maybe u should take amber for a couple more clubbing
and the third time he will be be asking for guys
harish: i think he's so restless he'd do it himself.. i dont need
to push him any further
Dilip: ha..ha
Dilip: we will have to come up with something for raj too
harish: he'll come up with something for himself.. :D have
u spoken to him lately
Dilip: nope.. maybe last week...he kept goin on about mp3 players thou
he wanted all inside info about zune
harish: good for raj , he's gotten over the porn addiction
Dilip: u think so.. why do he think he needs an ipod then?... music?
harish: he wants to be a mobile pornatic?
Dilip: lol
he wants to watch them
harish: he said he wanted a mobile phone.. he prob meant mobile porn
must've misheard him
Dilip: yah.. most likely :)
hows work this week?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Hips dont lie..

Dilip: hey dude..

Harish: hey

wasup

Dilip: nothing much

so wat weekend plans?

Harish: none yet

urs

Dilip: absolutely nothing

Harish: i've got stuff to finish and send by tonite and im going nowhere at this rate

Dilip: ok..go ahead

enjoy

Harish: sure will do

Dilip: even then it doesnt get over, try talking to ambar.. things will seem much better

Harish: why?

Dilip: generally..

Harish: :)

Dilip: maybe another disco too :)

Harish: amber gets into a trance and starts making weird robotic moves

Dilip: i wonder wat the robotic pelvic thrust would luk like

Harish: not seen shakira>?

amber could give her a run for her money

Dilip: hmm.. so ambers' hips dont lie too ;)

Harish: LOL

AMBER - II

Dilip: done with ur songs?
Ambar: yo dude
what songs?
ah..gtalk status!
Dilip: so no trip eh
Ambar: :-(
raj chickened out
and thus we lost enthu
Dilip: he would have got frustrated i suppose
Ambar: what frustrated?
balls dude...everyone was ready to go
Dilip: with the confusion about the dates and then ppl dropping out and so on
Ambar: balls..no one else dropped out
Dilip: yah.. 1 was gud enuf :D
Ambar: haha
Dilip: so dude.. i got to know tat u r all over the new HR
Ambar: what?
the womanizer is trying to get attention away from his shenanigans huh?
....
me: harish tells me u have become a full time smoker
Ambar: wtf!
balls dude..thats nonsesne

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Ahem

Harish: ♫ Bigger Stronger - Coldplay
11:25 PM Krishna: wassup
Harish: splitting headache
11:26 PM Krishna: go hv some scotch
Harish: haha, drank all day yest.. my liver will give up on me
Krishna: u guys leaving today or something
11:27 PM Harish: nah
Krishna: good er, damn
Harish: raj isn;t getting perm too.. his parents think he;s been having a lot of fun lately
11:28 PM me: haha
why what did he do lately
11:29 PM Harish: buying himself an ipod..going to goa and stuff
Krishna: whoa goa
Harish: hmm with all the mentalites i think
11:30 PM Krishna: oh suchi too?!
Harish: hehe yes raj is trying to make his move on the beach.. in a bermuda under the son with a tequila in his hand
11:31 PM Krishna: and a crab bit him u-know-where?
11:32 PM Harish: lol
Krishna: looks like u r still living it up
11:33 PM Harish: huh?
Krishna: i mean drinking on wednesdays and all
11:34 PM Harish: haha the word is out eh?
three different pubs and clubbing after that
u missed amber's robotic dancsapades
11:35 PM Krishna: haha
i know that dance, hv seen its beta version
has he perfected it now?
11:36 PM Harish: lol i am never going out clubbing with him again
N.E.V.E.R
11:37 PM Krishna: ok he HAS perfected it
hows reddeep
Harish: u mean big brother?
Krishna: lol
11:38 PM Harish: whats ur take on a chatblog?
11:40 PM Krishna: really BIG ones' brother
chatblog, sounds dangerous
Harish: haha y?
11:42 PM Krishna: well shld v put this conversation as a first post
then wont amber and brother 'feel'
or is that the entire point? :)
11:43 PM Harish: yep it is
;)
cry-sis.blogspot.com check it out
11:48 PM sending u an invite
Krishna: love the first post tho
ya
lets kill some careers and some i-will-someday-get-into-bed-with-her-friendships
11:49 PM Harish: ROFLOL

AMBER - Adonis Made for Back Rubs and Erotic pleasure

Harish:feel like having a crysis today
an early one at that
about 4
ambar: hahahha...
keep dreaming buddy boy
even raj won't turn up at 4
Harish: fuck u corporate suckers!
ambar: like you aren't one!
Harish: nope
ambar: and just what are you?
Harish: i can manage to go out at noon without a leash
ambar: umm..have you considered that some people work at 4?
and like to do their drinking post-dusk?
Harish: or are they bound to?
ambar: no, they like to work at 4
Harish: screw you
i'll be at haze if you can manage to escape
Sent at 12:41 PM on Wednesday
ambar: thu..chappar
i don't want to drink at 4
drinking time = weekend mornings/ any evening
Harish: oh and whats shitting time?
ambar: hahaha...ur a potential bewda
Harish: potential? im a born bewda
ambar: :D
Sent at 12:45 PM on Wednesday
Harish: u have a new HR to gape at a?
ambar: le..nothing special
better than earlier one..but not anything special
Harish: whats the time you set aside to look at her? (out of curiosity?)
ambar: zero
all these rumours are a ploy by the womanizer
to make us forget his brotherhood status