Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Bangalore blues..

Harish: just had a huuge argument with another one of our bangalore haters

ambar: at (beep) ?

Harish: yep...

the bugger thinks blore has nothing to offer

ambar: did u throw the magic bullet at him?

heh

did u use the magic argument?

Harish: some friend of his a (beep) landed here and asked him to show him around the city

ambar: and? where is this dude from?

Harish: (beep)

ambar: ok..

Harish: he said for non-drinkers there is verry little todo

ambar: who, the (beep)?

Harish: the only thing i see bangalore lacking is a beach man

but thats the price u pay for the weather

ambar: absolutely. either beach or weather

Harish: dont u just wanna castrate these buggers and send them back to the pan spitting shacks they came from?

ambar: rofl yeah

a visiting (beep) criticizing is fine by me

key bein 'visiting'

Harish: women here nt being too promiscouous must have upset him

ambar: this (beep) friend of urs..ask him which city he thinks is good

rofl @ women

and when he names that city ask him why he isn't there

to which he will reply smthig abt jobs and companies

to which u say, are the companies stupid to stay here, or are you stupid to want to go somewere else?

ashte

Harish: simple and crisp.. :D

ambar: :D

if someone says delhi -> go live in delhi-> not many jobs in delhi -.> not many jobs or you arent good enough to get jobs in a place like delhi with few jobs

yellinda bartaro ivarella

u know what..

city one lives in is like one's wife

if you complain abt your wife being bad-looking...

it means u are not attractive and culdnt find an attractive female

Harish: ROFLOL

ambar: when will these fools understand?

my funda is simple - complaining is pointless if you can't change it

Harish: they won't.. they'll have something wrong to say even about amsterdam which serves you coffee and cognac with someone giving u a lapdance

ambar: ROFLMAO Amsterdam!

magaa..when I retire and make enough money, i'll live in Amsterdam -i'll be a perverted old man in Amsterdam

Harish: btw noticed one thing... dont see any bangalorean woman hanging out with these guys .. from the (beep)

ambar: hmmm

Harish: or even (beep) for that matter.. very very few of all i've known

ambar: they have to import their women

Harish: i see class in that

ambar: its a well known fact

women in (beep) etc. have lower standards..

Harish: the mujra connection

:D

ambar: lol

Harish: lemme check what my name throws up

ambar: :-) ok

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

calling out for a sea-faring crew!!

Harish: and here's another thought... i was thinking of an elongated trip say a week or so.. to andaman or sri-lanka.. on a cruise
on dec sometime..
Pradeep: I thinkit'll come close to 20 g per head at least right ?
Sent at 2:14 PM on Tuesday
Harish: if we work out the logistics right we might be able to get it under 17
Pradeep: hmm I'd be interested for sure, but we'll have to do some planning well in advance
Sent at 2:15 PM on Tuesday
Harish: we can go there aroud the 3rd or 4th week of dec.. club the holidays
Pradeep: hmm nice thought
very tempting
Sent at 2:17 PM on Tuesday
Pradeep: do you need a visa to go to SriLanka?
Sent at 2:19 PM on Tuesday
Harish: nope.. u dont need a visa for any of the SAARC nations
Pradeep: hmm interesting
Sent at 2:20 PM on Tuesday
Harish: i gotta friend in the travel desk.. shall find out
Sent at 2:22 PM on Tuesday
Sent at 2:25 PM on Tuesday
Harish: 18800 without airport taxes sounds like ball squeezing
Pradeep: hmm
I think if we go on our own , it's only the airfare that should take up the chunk of the budget
Sent at 2:28 PM on Tuesday
Harish: yep.. in fact im more inclined to a cruise to andaman..
20g should be a decent estimate
Pradeep: wont a cruise cost more than the airfare ?
Sent at 2:29 PM on Tuesday
Harish: nah its the same
Sent at 2:29 PM on Tuesday
Harish: dude
Sent at 2:49 PM on Tuesday
Harish: duude
4200 from chennai to port blair on flight.. we can return via cruise which works out to be another 4-5 k
Pradeep: port blair is in Andamans right >
Harish: staying for 4-5 days works out to be another 6-8k so it'll work out to be about 18k!
duh :-8
Pradeep: bad at history and geography man
:D
Harish: so what do ya think?
Pradeep: sounds good we just have to work out the dates
you think tjhe others will be game ?
Sent at 2:57 PM on Tuesday
Harish: lets decide in a week or two not later than that.. its december we're talking about and they'll be a maaad rush
*there'll
Pradeep: hmm true
lets talk abt it over the weekend
Sent at 2:58 PM on Tuesday
Harish: the cost for MAA/IXZ first calss-4872..
D class-3882.50..this is bunker class...
n Delux 3882.50
and yes im jobless
Pradeep: LOL
where do the workers who pyut in the diesel and all sleep ?
like Leonardo Di caprio??
Sent at 3:09 PM on Tuesday
Harish: dude titanic is a one off thing.. dont think u'll have voluptous mallu babeys welcoming u with heart shaped banana leaves
besides u dont know how to sketch
Pradeep: who cares bout skecthing , I'll be a salsa dancer by then!!
Sent at 3:11 PM on Tuesday
Harish: lol
no iceberg this time.. hmm..
bt seriously what do u think?
Pradeep: only tsunamis this side of the world
I'm OK with it. I do need to look at how to finance the trip though, probably take a loan or something
and the dates also need to be worked out,
Sent at 3:13 PM on Tuesday
Harish: yah yah all that jazz..
i say dec 21-30
Pradeep: you mean 23rd to 31
Sent at 3:15 PM on Tuesday
Harish: no i mean 21
cruise is 2 nights
Pradeep: holy cow
how man y hours exactly ?
Sent at 3:16 PM on Tuesday
Harish: and we need a week at least
Pradeep: is it 48 whole hours?
Sent at 3:16 PM on Tuesday
Harish: a little less i think
Pradeep: wont we get sea sick ?
Sent at 3:17 PM on Tuesday
Harish: we'll sea
:)
Pradeep: hmm
what do tjhe rest of the crysisians think abt this ??
Harish: dilip is in
Pradeep: yeah right !!
Harish: and im sure amber will be ok
Pradeep: lets put this up on the blog and see
they'll jhave the details too
Harish: go ahead make it ur first post
Pradeep: vokay then!!

Monday, October 16, 2006

Moon? Balls.

Dilip: dude
Harish: tell me johnny
Dilip: (beeeep) is coming here tomo for a talk on his areas of research
Harish: buy rotten tomatoes and spoilt eggs
Dilip: a couple of iiit junis r also accompanying him.. so all the more reason
me: wtf.. who r these bakras? he needs ppl to carry his laptop?
Dilip: ha..ha
motives include taking a pic and audio sample of around 100 odd ppl here
apparently for some very cool idea of his
Harish: roflol
i know what it is
Dilip: dont tell me u were working on tat too
Harish: didn't go there
so he's taking these guys with him for this menial work is it? what a fag
Dilip: dont call it menial.. its is research man.!
Harish: researching how many of these guys have beauty spots on their face?
Dilip: ha..ha
Harish: just out of curiosity is it for the upcoming lakme india fashion week?
Dilip: lol
Harish: u'll be equipped with a new and hot biometric device MI2 ishtyle at ur campus
ask them if they need your stoole samples as well ;)
Dilip: ROTFLMFAO
Harish: u thr, shit here pleeease... little more.. aah thank you.. next
wat else happ?
Dilip: he has told a few junies tat if their work is gud, they will present it in Redmond themselves
Harish: another case of promising the moon and surprising them with his testicles i suppose
Dilip: lol...

Nagraj's Crossie skills

nagraj: Do me! Do me now! editor's note: nag's status message!
nagraj: its bad today. not many
found very few
4:19 AM me: i got 15 da
nothing in the las 3 hrs
4:20 AM nagraj: how can u compare u and me da?
me: unga aaya
nagraj: I've got only 13 in 2 mins
I'm not kidding dude, I'm a pro!
In everything!
4:23 AM Across - 1,13,15,21, 22
4:24 AM down - 4,5,6, 9,13,14,20
I've got only the rest
me: wats 1d
4:25 AM nagraj: wring
me: awesome
4:26 AM 5d airline da
nagraj: i thought of it. but it din sound proper
me: its proper... 6d teriyada?
4:27 AM nagraj: no dude! I'm too smart for that!
4:28 AM time - -
?
me: ninetofive
4:29 AM nagraj: oh ok
4:31 AM me: wats 12
nagraj: ok. got 13 across
donno
4:32 AM me: wtf is 1a
w?r?i???a?
4:33 AM nagraj: lemme think i prefer the dfficult ones da
4:34 AM working day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: whoa
godlike
4:35 AM but whats the connection
nagraj: nine to five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: watta man!
nagraj: bow before meeeee!
me: btw, i <3 lalsa da

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Teetotallers

Harish: 3 teetollers, u think LOR makes sense?

Ambar: 3? only raj and pradeep rt?
i'm drinking

Harish: i quit
told you

Ambar: tika muchchu

Harish: and smoking too

Ambar: hahahahaha
if i get to LoR before you, shall I order a pint, or a pitcher for you?

Harish: you may drink it in my name if u wish

Ambar: summne muchchu..didn't you say on monday that u'll drink today?

Harish: no i didn;t

Ambar: yes you..did..next cry-sis will be the last

Harish: no i said the concert wld be the last..
nov 8 i shall resume

Ambar: hogo..when u came to fiberlink on monday

Harish: no mach, im serious this time :D

Ambar: hahahahaha
this has to go on the blog!@

Harish: go on publish it, i dont mind getting on record