Who framed Raja Rabbit??

Krishna: wat speeds u getiin now?
hey one question - does raj still consider us his friend?

Harish: 1.5 kbps per download..

Krishna: hrmph

Harish: upload speeds are about 5 kbps each

Krishna: nobody's sharing the file da
thats the prob
cant do anything about it

Harish: guess..
last night it touched dizzying heights of about 30 kbps

Krishna: dizzying indeed
u hvnt answered my question?

Harish: you are safe son

Krishna: u?

Harish: he doesnt know u r involved

Krishna: did he ne-majji u?

Harish: not yet... i normally get that when i forward him the "hello tunes " messages i get every morning
should i write him a sweet testimonial ?

Krishna: lol
ya my scrap style

Harish: lol, you do it.. ur good at it

Krishna: crap i am not

Harish: i visit that scrap everytime im down
its my "scrap adams"

Krishna: lol

Harish: gotta go have sapad and take a nap
later

the scrap btw was "Yaar, kaise ho. do din se chutti hain kya? phone bhi nahi utthe ho? online bhi nahi ho. kya ho raha hai... matlab ki engagement hi hua na ;)... Already pecked?! anyways badhai ho. chal bye. chalta hoon. babhiji ko mere pranam. photo upload kar rahe ho na?" - KK

KK, I had to immortalise that one !

Of Steaks, Tequilas and whistle blowers ...

me: dude

where's miller's ?

Harish: millers road where else

me: where is that ?

7:12 PM Harish: half a hm from le-meridien

*km

7:13 PM me: le-meridien is near the golf course isnt it ?

Harish: yep get on to cubbon road (parallel road) and head straight

parallel road to MG i mean

me: hmm ok got it

how far from there ?

7:14 PM I mean from Mg

Harish: about 2.5 km i think

7:17 PM me: ok

7:19 PM miller's fourty six

Harish: yep

me: is the name of the place ?

7:20 PM Harish: yep

7:21 PM me: alright, whats good to eat there ?

specifically

I mena

Harish: the beef steak is heavenly i believe

7:22 PM me: uh huh

and ...

you havent been there

?

Harish: long back yes

no wait

i think its the pasta

me: do they serve liquor there /

7:23 PM Harish: shit something is unique to that place i dont remember

ask them

me: yeah right !!

the next thing I know I'm conned into ordering the most expensive dish they have

7:24 PM Harish: its not very expensive dude, chill

7:25 PM me: hmm vokay , thats a relief

Harish: one place to avoid for the rest of your human life

TGIF

me: is it a pub or a restaqurant

?

Harish: restautant

me: and IndiJoe's

:D

Harish: haha

had been to indi on wed

they had a live band

pretty neatr

7:26 PM me: did he recognise you ?

what music ?

Harish: he didnt actually.. and the music was some good old lunge.. pretty good

got conned at TGIF last night what a **** hole place

me: conned into what ?

7:27 PM Harish: into spending all my yearly earnings!

me: :) happenned to me too

7:28 PM they said I would win a gift if I took a Jack Daniels large

did it

Harish: F**K ur such a

me: they get this box with some chits and asked me to pick one

I pick one

Harish: u one a mint?

me: and guess what!!

Harish: what?

7:29 PM *won

me: turns out that particular chit had no gift on it

Harish: was it a guy named shakti singh wearing a mexican hat?

me: can you believe that !! I mean the least they can do is offer me another signature's small !!

it was actually some pretty thing trying to look hot

7:30 PM got conned, left the place feeling like a fool

:)

Harish: shit place

there was this girl who was interested in this guy on our table

me: ...

7:31 PM Harish: met up with some of my long lost buddies last night

people kept joining in every hour... so the drinks kept adding
and i was the earliest to start... till i was slowshed

err sloshed

me: hmm so what hapenned to the girl ?

did he/she make a move ?

7:32 PM Harish: there was a girl celebrating her bday
lots of people around.. making a lot of noise and stuff,,,

this waiter comes up to our table
and tells my french friend, the girl in that table would like you to join her
he is obviously caught ofguard, and shrugs and politely refuses
she tried every possible thing to get his attention.. everything.....

and eventually, threw this crumpled tissue at him..

misfired and hit me instead hehe

7:33 PM i opened it and couldnt figure out what was in there
passed it around, and my friends said it was her lip gloss

me: you're kidding me

Harish: yep

7:34 PM tried every possible thing to get our attention

was dancing around

me: how was the girl ?

Harish: pretty ok

but i thnk she was 18

7:35 PM me: so ...

Harish: they have this annoying ritual of blowin a whistle to get evryone;s attention

the waiters i mean

7:36 PM me: yeah when some one takes a tequila

I had a couple of tequila's when I'd been there

the cowboy waiter who blows is a telugu guy from Vizag

7:37 PM :)

Harish: did you take the whistle and shove it down his throat?

me: nah, I was only too happy to have ppl looking at me when I took my shots

:D

7:38 PM Harish: wondered how much that attention grabbing sequence cost you?

7:39 PM me: yep !!

Harish: they could have lit a match and burnt ur pockets instead

me: well the bill was on someone else, so ... :D

Harish: perfect, who?

7:40 PM me: thats confidential, meaning I can tell you, but then I would have to kill you

Harish: lemme guess, one of your sisters?

was it rakhi?

me: dude, I have only 2 sisters

7:41 PM one adopted, and one natural

not either of them

Harish: btw how;d it go with the chick u banged?

with ur bike i mean

me: well ...

she came with this joker to collect the vehicle

7:42 PM he wore a shirt which resembled the stripes on a zebra, so couldnt ask her out

Harish: was it a national flag? did u ask him which one?

me: anyways , am thinking of calling her up on new years

it was red and white, could have been th ambassador for that tobacco company too

Harish: do u remember me? the guy who banged you?

7:43 PM me: yeah something on those lines

:)

me: roflol

7:44 PM Harish: more people than me needed my walking stick last night!

me: lol

New Years

[9:39:31 AM] Pradeep says: so...
[9:40:47 AM] krishna kumar says: hey
[9:40:57 AM] krishna kumar says: well 'twas fun
[9:41:04 AM] krishna kumar says: could 've been better
[9:41:14 AM] Pradeep says: so how was the chick ?
[9:41:51 AM] krishna kumar says: she was alrite... kinda hot but couldnt talk english for f**ksake
[9:42:05 AM] Pradeep says: lol
[9:42:17 AM] Pradeep says: pics please
[9:43:25 AM] krishna kumar says: didnt use any cams man
[9:43:31 AM] krishna kumar says: got totally sloshed
[9:43:41 AM] krishna kumar says: we ran up a bill of 15k
[9:43:58 AM] krishna kumar says: for e.g. 6 of us shared 40 tequila shots
[9:44:04 AM] Pradeep says: I thought the drinks were unlimited
[9:44:13 AM] Pradeep says: for the 2g
[9:44:16 AM] krishna kumar says: no they werent
[9:44:22 AM] krishna kumar says: and it was 3G
[9:44:26 AM] krishna kumar says: am kinda broke
[9:44:34 AM] Pradeep says: figures!!
[9:44:36 AM] krishna kumar says: actually badly broke
[9:44:40 AM] Pradeep says: so did the girls drink too ?
[9:44:47 AM] krishna kumar says: damn they did
[9:45:00 AM] Pradeep says: and you foot the bill ?
[9:45:01 AM] krishna kumar says: there were a coupla belly dancers
[9:45:07 AM] Pradeep says: how were they ?>
[9:45:18 AM] krishna kumar says: no we shared the excess
[9:46:24 AM] krishna kumar says: they wore only metal straps!!
[9:46:39 AM] krishna kumar says: i lost it and danced with them
[9:46:45 AM] krishna kumar says: much to the disgust of the women
[9:46:49 AM] Pradeep says: ROFLOL
[9:47:23 AM] Pradeep says: (dance)
[9:47:34 AM] Pradeep says: thata must've been something
[9:47:40 AM] krishna kumar says: i dont know
[9:47:59 AM] krishna kumar says: the crowd was bad but
[9:48:10 AM] Pradeep says: hmm vokay
[9:48:26 AM] Pradeep says: so did Neha dhupia turn up ?
[9:49:27 AM] krishna kumar says: never
[9:49:38 AM] krishna kumar says: the b**** went to the adjoinin disco
[9:49:52 AM] krishna kumar says: i think
[9:50:04 AM] Pradeep says: how come none of you took a cam with ya ?
[9:50:33 AM] krishna kumar says: tot we'll look like dorks
[9:51:05 AM] krishna kumar says: we had camphones anyway
[9:52:28 AM] Pradeep says: and ..
[9:52:37 AM] Pradeep says: did you get any on those ?
[9:52:47 AM] Pradeep says: the belly dancers atleast
[9:52:55 AM] krishna kumar says: dude we couldnt
[9:53:55 AM] krishna kumar says: we'll look despo... also
[9:54:14 AM] krishna kumar says: one of the females tried closing our eyes once the dancers came on
[9:54:34 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[9:56:02 AM] krishna kumar says: what abt u guys?
[9:56:24 AM] Pradeep says: hmm we were at home watching some movies
[9:56:27 AM] Pradeep says: 4 of us
[9:56:36 AM] Pradeep says: I'd been to church in the night
[9:56:43 AM] Pradeep says: thats when they called you I presume
[9:57:15 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[9:57:28 AM] krishna kumar says: weed? booze? which movies?
[9:57:37 AM] Pradeep says: Euro trip
[9:57:53 AM] Pradeep says: and then Boondock Saints I think
[9:57:58 AM] Pradeep says: I slept thru the second one
[9:58:06 AM] Pradeep says: went to LOR in the afternoon
[9:58:12 AM] Pradeep says: didnt drink much thoiugh
[9:58:26 AM] Pradeep says: we had to get out of there before 6:30
[9:58:27 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[9:58:36 AM] Pradeep says: 'cos the cover started from then
[10:00:06 AM] krishna kumar says: how much was it?
[10:04:34 AM] krishna kumar says: dude
[10:04:57 AM] krishna kumar says: u havnt told me who's coming to hyd?
[10:08:53 AM] Pradeep says: sorry wasnt at my desk
[10:09:04 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:09:09 AM] Pradeep says: hey Harish says he might not be fit enough to travel
[10:09:14 AM] Pradeep says: however Dilip is there
[10:10:33 AM] Pradeep says: talking to Raj now
[10:11:20 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:11:46 AM] krishna kumar says: hope raj makes it
[10:11:54 AM] Pradeep says: he says he's gonna ask today and lemme know
[10:12:01 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:12:20 AM] Pradeep says: by tonight, we should know I'm guessing
[10:12:27 AM] krishna kumar says: ok
[10:12:58 AM] Pradeep says: Raj goes "I'll ask my parents, but you'll not feel bad if it's a" No" right ??
[10:13:17 AM] Pradeep says: I'm like "Well, let's see, ask your parents and lemme know "
[10:13:19 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:13:28 AM] krishna kumar says: :D
[10:14:02 AM] krishna kumar says: you should hav said that, i'm gonna cry allnite
[10:14:11 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:14:21 AM] Pradeep says: I cant handle the rest of the questions that would follow
[10:14:35 AM] krishna kumar says: haha
[10:15:20 AM] krishna kumar says: i hv always wondered if he's joking but i know he isnt
[10:15:58 AM] krishna kumar says: jus imagine how his wife's gonna exploit him, for example
[10:17:10 AM] Pradeep says: I know
[10:17:27 AM] Pradeep says: so that night we are watching the Euro Trip moive
[10:17:35 AM] Pradeep says: and ther's a hot kiss
[10:18:01 AM] krishna kumar says: go on
[10:18:04 AM] Pradeep says: so I come up with some crappy evolution theory
[10:18:21 AM] Pradeep says: saying that noses will eveolve to become smaller
[10:18:31 AM] Pradeep says: 'cos they obstruct kissing
[10:18:50 AM] Pradeep says: which is essential foreplay to the survival of the species ...
[10:19:00 AM] krishna kumar says: hehe
[10:19:07 AM] Pradeep says: and then we all look to Raj to say something
[10:19:51 AM] Pradeep says: .. in a sad tone he says" My nose is long man ...."
[10:20:21 AM] Pradeep says: I mean it was totally out of the way ..
[10:20:38 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFLOL
[10:21:07 AM] krishna kumar says: i shld hav chucked everything and come to blore.... jus to hear him saying that
[10:21:15 AM] Pradeep says: :)
[10:21:28 AM] Pradeep says: I thought all the time at Intel would do him some good
[10:21:35 AM] Pradeep says: he proved me wrong
[10:21:50 AM] krishna kumar says: oh ya... no good
[10:21:55 AM] Pradeep says: his mother took an oath from him before he left home that he wouldnt drink
[10:22:01 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFL
[10:22:04 AM] Pradeep says: on the new year's eve
[10:22:14 AM] krishna kumar says: and did he?
[10:22:21 AM] Pradeep says: you bet he did !!
[10:22:28 AM] krishna kumar says: ROFL
[10:22:59 AM] krishna kumar says: i <3 raj
[10:23:05 AM] Pradeep says: :)